Why do you always tell me to put potato chips in you? Why can't you ever be a healthy mouth and ask me for apples and carrots when you are hungry? Why do you always YELL at me when we are at the grocery store, "GO DOWN THE CHIP AISLE. STOP!!! GET KETTLE CHIPS!" When we are traveling why do you always make me stop at Walkers and get a caramel popcorn ball and chips? Don't you think I can stay awake without them? Why do you think everything is better with chips, especially ice cream?
You are so bossy! I am tired of you being the boss. Miss Bum says you are making her embarrassed at how big she is getting. Miss Waist is disappearing because of you!
Enough! Get a grip and button your lip! You can no longer be so loud and impatient. You may want chips every day, but from now on, keep it to yourself!
I really appreciated this post right now as all it did was make me laugh..so Thanks. Love you.
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh right out loud - I can so relate to this post. Thank you thank you! It is so hard and a never ending battle. I am back at Weight Watchers because it seems to be the only thing that gets me going. But, I am really struggling mentally with the whole process right now. I think I am afraid of failing yet once again. Why can't we just KEEP it off once we GET it off. DANG! Anyway... thanks for making me laugh - I needed that tonight.
ReplyDeleteYesterday I was eating Kettle chips at subway after you called about the suagr cookies and I was telling Brandon how much you like them. He know believes me. We had a good laugh. Love ya!
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